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  • Everyone on tumblr: i'm ugly *actually gorgeous*
  • Me: i'm ugly *actually ugly*

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make me choose

anonymous asked: aaron paul or amy poehler

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mean girls came out on april 30th 2004. the 10 year anniversary is this year and april 30th is a wednesday and if the whole world does not wear pink i’m moving to saturn

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Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???



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why do people look so shocked when food falls into your cleavage but you eat it anyway like “oh no this grape has been spoiled by my bosom better throw it away” fuck no i’m gonna eat that boobie grape

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You always have that one follower who attacks your notifications in the middle of the night and goes through your blog, reblogging everything in sight.

And you’re just like: